my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him
normal 7 year old with religious trauma: oh no god can hear my thoughts and punish me
me: either you are wrong about god or god is wrong and i will fight him and i will be the one to find out
me at 7: he would not fucking say that
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God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the โhey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)โ guy get proven right
It was a woman that did it!
I love girl talk, especially when itโs complex geological theory
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do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?
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Unemployed people are like im late for four o clock blanket time
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ive worn heart shaped glasses for almost 4 years and they are just like my Thing and i love them so much and so often people will say shit like Oh Id Love To Wear Something Like That But I Could Never Pull It Off and like… babe no one can theyre heart shaped glasses u dont wear them to look flattering or stylish or whatever u wear them to make ur soul happy
stop worrying about whether u look Nice and start worrying about whether u look like You
i didnt articulate it well so i just wanna clarify. the point of this post was not “fuck the haters wear what you want” it was “fuck the idea that clothes and accessories exist to make you look good they should exist to make you happy”
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vapericot-deactivated20230126:
“im so over it” <- guy who has not even begun to crest the hill
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tumblr should offer health insurance to its long time users
tumblr owes us a pension
At this point Tumblr owes me tenure.
tumblr owes me reparations
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